Three word story

[Doomsday]

The idea is to write a story. No more then three words, it can be less. Punctuation and such are optional. Wait at least 3 posts before you post again to prolong the story. When it starts to suck, it will be compiled, and a new story will be started.

A man stood

[Teddi]

up on a

[BlackDog]

large chocolate hill

[Teddi]

and then he

[Doomsday]

tied his shoelaces

[Teddi]

and looked up

[Doomsday]

at the sun

[BlackDog]

when his eyes

[Light Yagami]

started to melt

[Tubbimora]

as he screamed

[George]

he woke up

[Doomsday]

feeling very damp

[Tubbimora]

wet my pants

[FAMOUS]

suddanly, a hippo

[BlackDog]

crashed into his

[Zeke]

mothers pants party

[Havoc]

Which made a

[George]

retard fall on

[angry biker]

his father, who

[Havoc]

was actually his

[Biff Johnston]

Black brother Grimm

[Tubbimora]

who liked to

[Biff Johnston]

run over whities

[Tubbimora]

in his porsche

[Biff Johnston]

that he stole

[Tubbimora]

from some white

[BlackDog]

guy named Bill

[Biff Johnston]

because he was

[GrimmMethods]

a gangsterass nigga

[Robert Benson]

from a farm

[GrimmMethods]

in west Philadelphia

[Robert Benson]

where he started

[BlackDog]

to make meth

[Robert Benson]

to kill his

[Zeke]

retarded albino cousin

[pablotheman]

who liked to

[Robert Benson]

eat purple playdo

[Corran]

and disembowel kittens.

[Robert Benson]

All while he

[Kaiden]

listened to his

[George]

l33t iphone that

[Light Yagami]

ate peoples souls

[George]

After that he

[Light Yagami]

punched a child

[George]

and got arrested

[docpepper]

for exposing his

[Zeke]

naked black monkey

[Tubbimora]

who enjoyed licking

[Biff Johnston]

Grimm's afro cream

[docpepper]

puff. His turgid

[John Brown]

very large ear

[pablotheman]

that was purple

[[BB]Kyle]

and had a

[John Brown]

large and plump

[Dan]

large and plump

you guys are doing this wrong...you gotta keep the rest of the story with you

large and plump and also hairy

[Havoc]

Maybe use stuff from RP?..at the moment its all random.

[Kaiden]

Well this is in off topic, nothing related to BB. :)

Um, I'll let someone with a more vivid imagination finish that..large and plump and also hairy...

[pablotheman]

watermelon that he

[[BB]Maxy125]

used to bowl

[party ass]

then got bored

[party ass]

and went to

[Biff Johnston]

K F C

[[BB]Bob]

and ate chicken

[Zeke]

liver and biscuits

[Tubbimora]

whilst drinking his

[John Brown]

cold glass of

[docpepper]

kosher clam juice

[Zeke]

which had made

[Havoc]

him so pissed

[Corran]

that he got

[pablotheman]

some plastic surgery

[Corran]

on his chest

[Robert Benson]

to impress his

[pablotheman]

bald ugly cat

[hitman1531]

,which decided to

[pablotheman]

throw in the

[docpepper]

thread ending device

[[BB]Maxy125]

but he suddenly

[Teddi]

jumped up high

[Zeke]

and lost his

[BlackDog]

wallet to a

[docpepper]

wild jigglypuff. Then

[Teddi]

a wild pikachu

[[BB]Maxy125]

but gman came

[angry biker]

and started to

[Zeke]

eat his afro

[pablotheman]

with some ketchup

[Zeke]

and then he

[Teddi]

did a dance

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

what the fuck

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

is going on?

[docpepper]

Nobody is even

[docpepper]

fking trying anymore.

[scoutking]

I like CRACK!

[Robert Benson]

Start new story?

[Doomsday]

Wait at least 3 posts before you post again to prolong the story.

[Teddi]

And Brandon, don't screw it up.

[Biff Johnston]

Teddi hugs bricks

[Zeke]

and eats children

[pablotheman]

with some mustard

[TitzyMeow]

then takes a

[Zeke]

leg shave with

[Teddi]

a ban hammer

[Zeke]

but loses his

[John Brown]

roflcopter that goes:

[[BB]Bob]

what the fudge?

[FAMOUS]

meanwhile in zimbabwei

[angry biker]

his cousin bimbima

[FAMOUS]

met a lepracorn.

[hitman1531]

Which Stole His

[John Brown]

box of LuckyCharms

[[BB]Kyle]

and pizza that

[angry biker]

was full of

[John Brown]

bacon and anchovies.

[Zeke]

His Haribo's were

[Teddi]

all epic orange

[[BB]Kyle]

that had spots

[TitzyMeow]

and were pimps

[Robert Benson]

who all had

[[BB]Kyle]

pink and yellow

[Sin Vida*]

And also hairy

[TitzyMeow]

chested hoes. Then

[pablotheman]

he went to

[Sin Vida*]

Kadorafagal. And ate

[TitzyMeow]

a fifty foot

[Robert Benson]

tall pie which

[Zeke]

gave him diarrea

[[BB]Maxy125]

and a sexually

[hitman1531]

young willinging babe

[FAMOUS]

Suddenly he thought

[hitman1531]

He Could Fly

[angry biker]

and jumped off

[[BB]Kyle]

the tower of

[Light Yagami]

cake lies which

[pablotheman]

is in candyland

[Robert Benson]

where the giant

[FAMOUS]

and absolutly massive

[Teddi]

had a lovely

[Sin Vida*]

sweet armchair that

[[BB]Kyle]

smelt like pizza

[Robert Benson]

and tasted like

[Corran]

winsauce. The guy

[[BB]Kyle]

went to his

[BloodWolf]

home with full

[[BB]Kyle]

bags of his

[Sin Vida*]

Tomato Juice, And

[TitzyMeow]

his mother said

[BloodWolf]

eat this brain

[Zeke]

and drink beer

[Robert Benson]

so he did,

[Zeke]

but he lost

[TitzyMeow]

his pink turtle

[[BB]Kyle]

but then he

[hitman1531]

saw kyle owning

[FAMOUS]

the lepracorn with

[Zeke]

24k golden nunchucks

[Sleepydragn1]

(nuns on slingshots)

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

and he went

[Bullet]

to find his

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

lost cat and

[Teddi]

oranges he loved

[hitman1531]

but he only

[Light Yagami]

Saw giant monkeys

[Sin Vida*]

And apes that.

[Robert Benson]

looked at pictures

[Light Yagami]

Of naked admins

[[BB]Kyle]

but the admins

[Gene Hunt]

banned them all

[Advantage]

then...

[Advantage]

admins got mauled

[Zeke]

by treehuggers and

[FAMOUS]

lepracorns. Eventualy they

[Bullet]

were caged, being

[Advantage]

raped by bananas

[Tubbimora]

who had peeled

[hitman1531]

all their skin

[Archie]

because they saw

[Cloutian]

because they saw
teddi coming in

[Tubbimora]

with his big

(LOL CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS CAREFULLY...)

[[BB]Kyle]

powerful admin cane

[Cellular]

and then Teddi

[Blackops]

broke his wrist

[Sin Vida*]

And tripped over

[Cellular]

and fell on

[Corran]

a dismembered corpse. ^_^

[Blackops]

Then Corran jumped

[Teddi]

and died. Afterwars

[Zeke]

he turned black

[[BB]Kyle]

and yellow with

[Blackops]

purple eyebrows that

[[BB]Kyle]

jumped around in

[Blackops]

A glass suitcase

[[BB]Kyle]

that held important

[Blackops]

Documents about [BB]RP

[hitman1531]

which Teddi Raped

[Teddi]

or did he

[Doomsday]

really not do

[Robert Benson]

that thing he

[[BB]Kyle]

isn't mentioning online

[Blackops]

because if they

[[BB]Kyle]

the admins will

[hitman1531]

go to porn

[Sin Vida*]

and then see

[Bluesclues]

teddi's naked pics

[[BB]Kyle]

of when he

[Sin Vida*]

went to japan

[[BB]Kyle]

and met this