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Zeke
14-05-2008, 12:25 AM
A long time ago there was a man and he was a G. He traveled forward in time and stole the Declaration of Independence. He rolled it up and smoked it as a blunt and replaced it with the Declaration of G-Man which we all follow today. An epic battle took place before G-man could steal the Declaration of Independence. It ended with Epic Phail for humanity under the independent rule, and here is how it all happened...

The battle was brutal...it lasted a full 7 minutes, but over 200 were lost...(those are over 200 ragdolls on my server)
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/11/1424793/battle.jpg

It was clear that the battle would not end unless G-man used his magic hobo abilities to defeat the rebels.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/11/1424793/thesolution.jpg

G-man wins and goes into the base to steal the Declaration of Independence and use it to get high.

Outside lie all of his soldiers and the rebels...
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/11/1424793/aftermath.jpg
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/11/1424793/aftermath2.jpg
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/11/1424793/aftermath3.jpg

Before finally finding the Declaration of Independence, G-man finds Breen guarding it and gives him a friendly welcome.

Breen: You may have won but I am still sexy.
G-Man: Your on old man, I am l33t, eat this!
Breen: NoO0Es!!!! C@Nn0t! w!t|=|$t@nD! t3H l33t H@x0rZ!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/11/1424793/itsbreen.jpg

Breen realizes he is an epic failure and runs off in fear and goes home to play with his Chia-Pets and Barbie-dolls.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/11/1424793/getbackhere.jpg



I'm just as confused as you are as why the hell I'd post this.

John Brown
14-05-2008, 12:29 AM
Epic.

FAMOUS
14-05-2008, 02:22 PM
I
AM
SO
MAKING
THIS
INTO
A
POP-UP
BOOK!

(btw that must have lagged soo much)

Zeke
14-05-2008, 02:23 PM
Nah actually the lowest FPS I got was 10 so it wasn't too bad. (I have an awesome PC)

[BB]Maxy125
14-05-2008, 04:00 PM
wow funny :D mr zeke has a server? maxy must play!!! we must make more movies!!

Tubbimora
14-05-2008, 05:55 PM
/me needs to make moar movehs.