Three Word Story (RP VERSION)

[Havoc]

Ok this is different from the other game. Everything you say must be related to BBRP:
I'll start.




Exuvae Hykova walked

[Kaiden]

up to the

[Blackops]

gunshop in Sector Seven

[Havoc]

And bought a

[Sin Vida*]

Ak47 and then

[Blackops]

killed the mayor

[Fallen]

He also Made

[Havoc]

an evil plan

[Teddi]

to kill kaiden

[Havoc]

meanwhile Teddi Orange

[Teddi]

was banning people

[Havoc]

Until he got

[Gene Hunt]

Shot by Gene

[Blackops]

who then committed

[Havoc]

Another crime by

[Blackops]

stabbing Exuvae Hykova

[Havoc]

with a crowbar (lol?)

[Gene Hunt]

But then Gene

[Cellular]

jumped off of

[Light Yagami]

Lights manga tower

[Cellular]

and broke his

[Zeke]

ragdoll in half

[John Brown]

Suddenly John Brown

[angry biker]

pulled out a

[Wolfhound333]

Tiny weak Glock

[John Brown]

and then threw

[PC Camp]

his blue package

[John Brown]

at Gene's body.


(OOC: Owned)

[dasanu]

eatting peoples balls

[dasanu]

by shooting cops

[Kaiden]

(Those last 2 posts didn't make sense so I'll start from John's one.)

at Gene's body. During this, Teddi

[[BB]Kyle]

was running towards

[Craig]

the city45 nexus,

[Fallen]

holding an obese

[Kaiden]

Zeke, who had

[Blackops]

made a mess

[Kaiden]

when he previously

[scoutking]

killed teddi, and

[Kaiden]

How is Teddi running towards the C45 Nexus carrying an obese Zeke if he's already dead.

TIME PARADOX. Nice one Teddi <_<.

[Zeke]

killed teddi, and

resurrected his body

[Havoc]

using ulx spawn

[Light Yagami]

without extra cheese

[Fallen]

-but it failed

[Havoc]

((RP or something to do with BBRP... -.-))

[Gene Hunt]

killed teddi, and

Ran to the

[[BB]Kyle]

local fast food

[CoolCream]

restaurant and bought

[Gene Hunt]

2 cheeze burgers and a crap load of fries.

[Kaiden]

(( 3 words! ))

While buying these,

[FAMOUS]

he found druglabs

[Kaiden]

and proceeded to

[Gene Hunt]

McDonalds (in s6) to

[[BB]Kyle]

get a refund

[Zeke]

for "the pickles" :D

[Light Yagami]

which tasted like

[Sin Vida*]

cheese and bacon

[dasanu]

so he shot

[Teddi]

Ronald Mcdonald then

[Dan]

when to go

[dasanu]

get a hooker

[Zeke]

for his melon

[[BB]Waddy]

"i like potatoes" (waddy said)

[Craig]

then Ted kicked

[TIMBERLAND]

timerland in the

[Craig]

FACE. Suddenly timerland

[TIMBERLAND]

ate Ted Bundy

[Craig]

's ass all night.

[Stanley Kowalski]

Then he contracted-

[TIMBERLAND]

timerland-awesome disease

[Craig]

which made his

[TIMBERLAND]

awesomeness even higher

[Stanley Kowalski]

but it also

[Craig]

made his head

[Stanley Kowalski]

Grow a phallus

[TIMBERLAND]

then timerland died....

[Robert Benson]

and the mayor

[Craig]

declared that day

[Fallen]

he liked men.

[FAMOUS]

then was punched

[TIMBERLAND]

for not declaring

[[BB]Kyle]

he was using

[Zeke]

drugs for his

[scoutking]

erectile disfuction, then

[Fallen]

his balls fell

[Craig]

into scoutking's mouth.

[Sasafrasquatch7]

Then Scoutking grabbed

[Kaiden]

A new topic,

[[BB]Bob]

wow we got from rping a mayor to balls in some1s mouth?

lol ended

[Kaiden]

Indeed, starting a new topic;

Elsewhere, the Gundealer

[Bullet]

was storing new

[[BB]Kyle]

guns with his

[ugotpwned]

butt cheeks

[Advantage]

into <your name's> ass

[[BB]Kyle]

while he was

[angry biker]

planing to kill

[[BB]Kyle]

the mayor and

[Major Tman]

selling drug to

[mrmagoo]

Bobsmackaloaf who likes

[Katie&lt;3]

sticks and hand-grenades

[Major Tman]

inside of a

[Katie&lt;3]

ventilated air vent

[!sim.ple-Slapaho]

then zombies attacked O0

[Whitefang]

the mayor which

[Teddi]

lost the game.

[limilim]

Mistake post

[limilim]

shoot himself twice.

[ugotpwned]

into tools prostate

[Eddie Dorama]

into tools prostate
than tools ran...

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

and found the...

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

ballsack gun then...

[Stanley Kowalski]

...corpse of Brandon

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

(( doesn't make sense))
brandon killed Ben then he went to

[Danny 'Ace' H]

(thats six smart one)
a-gay porn bar...

[Major Tman]

and solicited a

[Danny 'Ace' H]

young little boy

[Eddie Dorama]

young little boy
to come in...

[Whitefang]

(thats six smart one)
a-gay porn bar...

I count 7 :D

his pedovan which

(Going out of RP style xD)

[ugotpwned]

which pedo-bear was

[Major Tman]

dancing with no

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

shit hooker then...

[Danny 'Ace' H]

Brandon sucked my

[River Rat]

Lolipop until it

[Lost Darkness]

Made him dribble

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

awsomeness from his mouth

[Major Tman]

onto his small

[Mike]

hard chode which

[ugotpwned]

smacked him in

[River Rat]

Gordan Freeman's Armored

[ugotpwned]

butt plate. then

[River Rat]

Gordan murdered Breen's

[ugotpwned]

one-eyed champ

[Lost Darkness]

Until he decided

[Major Tman]

to dance with

[Eddie Dorama]

a wild bear

[Advantage]

at a disco

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

in broad daylight

[ZachPL]

Later he jumped

[Mike]

out of a

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

window to rape Ben...

[Lost Darkness]

And commit suicide

[Bluesclues]

Later He Decided

[-----dead(neufex old acc)]

to grab his

[Major Tman]

telephone which he

[ugotpwned]

gave alyx a

[Whitefang]

smack with, and

[ugotpwned]

told her to

[Lost Darkness]

Make a sandwich

[Major Tman]

with salami and

[Advantage]

meatballs , bbq sauce

[Major Tman]

and a cherry

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

coke in his

[Lost Darkness]

Double sized cheeseburger

[Advantage]

the sad man.....

[ugotpwned]

went to a

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

gay bar and...

[ugotpwned]

slapa ho with

[Eddie Dorama]

a wild bear

[Alexanderins]

that had a

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

concussion and drank...

[Ben Pyre]

some coke that...

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

made him rape...

[Advantage]

4 wild men

[Major Tman]

who were from

[Advantage]

teddi's faraway island

[Sin Vida*]

In Jamaica, Then

[Bullet]

elsewhere, ben fell

[ugotpwned]

ina pit of

[limilim]

where kudo was

[Advantage]

ben pwned ass!

[Boilrig]

Ben stole his

[ugotpwned]

life savings which

[Advantage]

was about $0.01

[Static Craig]

this caused a

[angry biker]

avatar to be

[Major Tman]

thrown into a

[Advantage]

certain persons shop

[ugotpwned]

and up kudo's

[Sky eats Airplanes]

ego,then got

[Major Tman]

eaten by a

[Boilrig]

wild elephant, which

[!sim.ple-Slapaho]

took a poop

[ugotpwned]

in a tasty

[Whitefang]

hamburger with roflmaobbqfailsauce.

[Advantage]

Kudo ate it

[Whitefang]

and then he

(Lets do something nasty to him ;D )

[Advantage]

failed in life!

[ugotpwned]

then kudo ate

[Cellular]

smelly cheese fries

[Zarrick]

and Died off

[connu1]

the rats smell

[Bullet]

then his corpse

[Sin Vida*]

rolled in to

[Zarrick]

Into Chernobyl and

[connu1]

got hacked into

[Zarrick]

By an Axe

[ugotpwned]

then his ghost

[justdiespawn]

Got sent to

[Zarrick]

Derek Acorah and



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Acorah

[Sky eats Airplanes]

murdered zarrick, then

[Zarrick]

Arrested Trip Applz

[Advantage]

then ate kudo's

[connu1]

huge balls with

[Zarrick]

With Hot Coffee

[Bullet]

but he was

[connu1]

no popcorn and

[Whitefang]

no popcorn and
Makes no sense, ignoring.

a faggot so

[connu1]

he started eating

[Zarrick]

George Bush's Bush

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

then Brandon Kicked Kudos Ass by hacking his computer and screwing his server (Sorry forgot it was 3 word story)

[Light Yagami]

Then Brandon failed...

[connu1]

to have orgasm

[[BR]Brandon Roberts]

then John raped Evander

[connu1]

with the biggest

[-----dead(neufex old acc)]

telephone pole ever

[Cellular]

then John, with

[Siarret]

his sexy afro

[ugotpwned]

shoved it in

[Light Yagami]

SIarrets gaping hole



(I do have an afro lol)

[Zarrick]

Then He Did

[Spike111339]

Your mother and

[Eddie Dorama]

Your mother and

ate a bear

[Sky eats Airplanes]

with his ear

[Major Tman]

which heard dogs

[-----dead(neufex old acc)]

which heard dogs

Raping brandon roberts

[ugotpwned]

sexy mangina. Then

[angry biker]

a minge bot

[-----dead(neufex old acc)]

attacked ted bundy

[connu1]

with the biggest

[Advantage]

sword of DEATH

[Sasafrasquatch7]

and then Ted

[Corran]

proceeded to have

[[BB]Kyle]

the biggest party

[Advantage]

with kyle's cak
( offtopic : i HAD to post that)

[Sasafrasquatch7]

then kyle smiled

[[BB]Kyle]

with his big

(careful next words)

[Advantage]

overgrowing erectile disfunction

[Major Tman]

which scared away

[Sasafrasquatch7]

Teddi's Horde of..

[Major Tman]

flaming panda bears

[Advantage]

in kudomikus wardrobe

[Sasafrasquatch7]

where we found

[connu1]

the super hack

[ugotpwned]

in connus pants.

[Corran]

Meanwhile, Bob Smackahoe

[Advantage]

watched his video
(the Bob sucks one)

[Corran]

whilst eating a

[ugotpwned]

pedobear's favorite sandwich,

[Corran]

the tuna fish

[Advantage]

escaped happily from

[Sky eats Airplanes]

advantage's closet and