The Wish Granter

[Doomsday]

The way this game is played is you grant the wish of the previous poster with some terrible consequence, then make a wish of your own.

Examples:


#1: I wish I had pro skills in CSS.
#2: Granted, but you now fail at life and will never get laid ever again, enjoy your skills.
I wish I had tits.
#3: Wish granted, but the breast enlargement operation failed and you now look like the BellRinger of Notre Dame only in reverse. I wish I had photoshop skills.
#4: You've got it! You became so uber at photoshop that Adobe went bankrupt since no one dared challenge you. Now all the former Adobe employees are outside your door with pitchforks and a noose....

You get the picture. Here's my wish:
I want to be the first female president of the USA.

[Teddi]

Granted! However you lose all power instantly as well as any female bodily parts.

I want to be another fruit.

[Doomsday]

Granted! You're now a banana, but a sexually confused monkey instead of eating you put you up his pooper.

I want to be pro at lua.

[Teddi]

Wish Granted! However you now own no other skills and work for a chinese sushi market.

I want to steal biff.

[George]

Granted!
But he runs away from you and you get killed by the government for kidnap.

I want a girlfriend.

[Light Yagami]

Granted.
But calling her female is pushing it, in reality she is a 46 year old russian transvestite.

I wish I had a Deathnote.


Ex Dee

[Gene Hunt]

Granted! You can have it for 1 milisecond.

I wish I could eat teddi.

[John Brown]

Granted! But Ben Build gets mad and hits you with his BANHAMMER!

I wish I had a poney.

[Teddi]

Wish Granted. You spelt "Pony" Incorrect so you get some alien life form coming in from the planet xen and buttraping you constantly.

I wish i had nothing.

[Havoc]

Wish Granted. But your need for nothing has lead you to your doom.

I wish i had 2 wishes.

[Zeke]

Granted, but now you have a bunch of minges stalking you everywhere you go.

I wish I had a bunch of hott buttsecks.

[Dan]

Wish granted only you had to go to the correctional facility to find it with a guy named Sally who made you his bitch

I wish that I had a nicer chair to sit in.

[Zeke]

Granted, however the chair was so nice your ass fell off.

I wish I had Grimm's afro.

[John Brown]

Wish Granted. But the afro is infected with lice which is now eating away at your scalp.

I wish I owned the world.

[Light Yagami]

Granted! But the worlds in the middle of Nuclear Warfare with God and Jebus.

I wish I had a deathnote of an infinite amount of time!


(I will have this Deathnote!)

[Gene Hunt]

Granted, But its got a trojan and a crap load of viruses on and its actually beastiality called Death Note.

I wish I owned the guy who owned Buger King.

[Dan]

Granted only now you have to wake with the King

I wish I owned an island in the Caribbean

[FAMOUS]

granted

but the island has thousnds of teddie's there and you get banned

i wish i could date 2 girls

[Zeke]

Granted, but you find out they are actually two guys with sex changes.

I wish I had a banana phone.

[FAMOUS]

granted

but you have to fight the GMan for it! :O

I wish Zeke dint wish or the bannana phone

[John Brown]

Granted, But the song banana phone is stuck in your head forever until your forced to rip your scalp open with your bare hands and scrap out your brain.

I wish I had a pet walrus

[Tubbimora]

Wish Granted, but the Walrus is over "friendly" and body slams you every time it sees you, and proceeds to rape you.

I wish that I could buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl NAO. :(

[Teddi]

Wish granted however the CD is actually a shuriken from Snake, and upon opening the box it proceeds to use a steam powered mechanism and rips your head off.

I wish the above actually existed.

[Tubbimora]

Wish Granted, it actually exists, but in another dimension.

I wish that BB Life was completed.

[Light Yagami]

Granted but Ben dies before it's uploaded.


I wish to have the perfect Deathnote with no bad side effects.

[angry biker]

granted! but you get so happy because theres no bad thing happen you so eveyone thinks your crazy and your locked away for ever!

i wish i could stop and start time.

[Zeke]

Granted, only time starts to jump forward 5-10 years after you keep starting it too often. You end up 500 years in the future as a slave to apes.

I wish for super hobo powers

[scoutking]

Granted. But you win the lottery and now you got super rich powers. I wish teddi stop making fake keypad hackers to watch me tear my self apart for it.

[Gene Hunt]

Granted! He will stop for 10 seconds.

I wish there were no DMers on BB RolePlay.

[Cellular]

Granted! But the DMers flood on to the build server. I wish that I was a guitar god.

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish granted however everytime you touch a guitar it explodes into a thousand pieces.

I wish I could be a master of wiremod.

[Gene Hunt]

Granted, But wiremod shuts down 5 seconds after.

I wish Ned Flanders was real.

[Corran]

Wish granted, but he moves in next to you, and annoys the hell out of you for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop posting stupid wishes. :D

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish Granted however all of a sudden everyone becomes so smart besides you and you have no clue what they are talking about ???

I wish I was fired from work :P

(Long story)

[Doomsday]

Granted, you're fired from work but now everyone thinks you're a no-life so they shun you from the community, force you to live in a box somewhere in the desert where only camel riders pass by throwing rocks at you.

I wish I had chips right now.

[Tubbimora]

Wish Granted but they're covered in Poison, waiting for you to devour them.

I wish that School wasn't invented.

[Doomsday]

Granted, now we're all stupid.

I wish Grimm would stop playing STALKER all the time.

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish GRANTED however [BB] Roleplay all of a sudden came very inactive :'(

I wish cops (RL) would stop for a person in a cross-walk.

[Biff Johnston]

Granted but now streets are no existent

I wish me and Ben could volunteer at a soup kitchen.

[Doomsday]

Granted, but Ben starts a food fight which ends in hot steamy man-on-man loving.

I wish there was a hotel for wheel-chair bound people that only had stairs and no elevators.

[Corran]

Granted, but the handicapped people press charges against you, and they win. ( So you're forced to live in a small cardboard box, just right down the street from Gene and Ned Flanders. )

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

DRAGON TALES FTW.

[Tubbimora]

Wish Granted, but by going to this "Dragon Land" you end up being the only Human there, meaning you must reproduce half-man, half-dragon creatures for the rest of your days.

I wish that I had Corran's PC :D

[GrimmMethods]

Wish granted but it has a HD full of gay porn and trojans.

I wish I wouldn't ever get bedhead because it looks like a Mohawk when you have afro bedhead.

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish GRANTED however in the next few weeks you become bald and everyone runs away from you

I wish I was Senior class president to make a difference at my school.

[Zeke]

Wish Granted, only no one even realizes that a Senior class president even exists. (Lol I just found out we had one at my graduation yesterday)

I wish I lived in a mansion on the street with Gene, Ned Flanders and Evanders hobo box which I can drive by every day and laugh at all of them.

[Tubbimora]

Wish Granted, but they are angry at you so they throw rocks at your shiny new car, smash up your house and take a dump in your pool... Ouch...

I wish that GTA4 had more missions.

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish GRANTED however the missions are so hard and impossible to beat and there are no game cheat codes.

I wish I could get done with being a intern and get to the part were they give me a badge and gun :o

[TracesofGrace]

GRANTED!, Only that when you go outside you find that your never really wanted to become a cop in the first place. And instead take up a professional dance class. Where you will FAIL horribly. Your parents will be ashamed of your crappy life choices and abandon you. Your friends will never talk to you. And society will shun you. Now with your life over, you rob an antique store only to be arrested by the guy you intered for. Now your back into the justice system only this time the bad side, and find your self bunking with convicted rapists and murderers and gang lords. XD XD

I wish that I had a sweet (impervious and nothing can go wrong with it) body suit sorta like Ironman. ;)

[Dan]

granted only the batteries die and its to heavy to move so you starve to death inside

I wish that I had a pet blooper like this:

http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/mario/party/mp8/thumb_blooper.jpg

[TracesofGrace]

GRANTED, only that nintindo sues you for stealing their blooper. You, the proud person you are, dont pay the money. And mario comes to your house and and beats you up until he gets enough coins out of you for a 1-UP!

I wish that I had a playstation 4. (Only possible thing to get me away from my PS3.)

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish GRANTED however you get sued from PlayStation and found Guilty for having a PS4 and you move into the same cell with me. (Believe me if you herd me on vent with BlackDog you wouldn't want to)

I wish I could move out of Connecticut and move to Boston MASS or NYC ;D

[Gene Hunt]

Kyle]Wish GRANTED however you get sued from PlayStation and found Guilty for having a PS4 and you move into the same cell with me. (Believe me if you herd me on vent with BlackDog you wouldn't want to)

I wish I could move out of Connecticut and move to Boston MASS or NYC ;D

Granted! You move into my street with my neighbours Ned Flanders, Evander and the recently deceased Zeke.

I wish that my mansion was filled with fit 100% hot and 100% female women.

[angry biker]

granted, but there all gold diggers and take your manson and all your money in an epic court case

i wish i had a super computer.

[Light Yagami]

Granted!


Except said super computer is GlADos.

I wish I was nano modded like JC Denton.

[Gene Hunt]

Granted!


Except said super computer is GlADos.

I wish I was nano modded like JC Denton.

Wish Granted! Your now nano modded like JC Denton, But no-one knows who that is so you're still the same

I wish I had a pet zombie that wouldn't eat me.

[Tubbimora]

Wish Granted, but your pet zombie infects everyone else on Earth, leaving you the only human on the planet.

I wish that Valve were more Productive.

[TracesofGrace]

Wish Granted, but your pet zombie infects everyone else on Earth, leaving you the only human on the planet.

I wish that Valve were more Productive.

Wish GRANTED, valve starts to make more games, but in their haste they make crappy games like:

Dr. Freeman's Block Stacker (Also Known as Tetris)
Portal 1 1/2 (Side Scrolling Flash version with a new level.)
Crowbar Hero (Ripoff of Guitar Hero, only you use a crowbar, and hit 2D headcrabs to a beat.)
GTA {Grand Terrorist Assassins} (Doom game only with m16s and deagles)

I wish that I could sing like the chocolate rain kid on youtube.com.

[Craig]

Granted, but you spend your entire life getting made fun of for your ridiculous music videos.

I wish I could get a keypad hacker from Teddi.

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish GRANTED however now everyone doesn't use a keypad now its all wire.

I wish I could get a 300 game in bowling.

[Teddi]

Wish granted, however you end up not letting go of the ball and it becomes a foul 300.

I wish i had some cake right now.

[Advantage]

WISH GRANTED

except you had to sacrifice all your oranges for it :o :o

I wish that i had a pair of brand new oakley sunglasses ;D

[Kaiden]

Granted but they shatter a day later

I wish I had more posts than Teddi.

[Teddi]

Wish granted, but then your username gets deleted

I wish i had more pie.

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish GRANTED however it was fulled with food poisoning and you get sick for two weeks.

I wish I can get out of work faster :-\

(Work = Boring)

[TracesofGrace]

Granted!, your boss lets you out of work .5 nanosecond early. Yippie!

I wish that PS3 was bad (HA! Just joking, No one can grant that wish. Its just that good.)


My real wish is that Metal Gear Solid 4 didnt take so long to come out. I wish it came out tomarrow!

[Kaiden]

Granted but it's out of stock everywhere and the closest you can get it is December.

I wish my laptop had a decent graphics card so I could play GMOD on it :O.

[BlackDog]

Granted, but soon after you turn it on, your laptop bursts into flames burning down your entire house.

I wish i had a picture of the moon

[Advantage]

wish granted
however when the postman delivers the picture has been torn ! :o

i wish , i had a slice of teddi's pie

[BlackDog]

Granted. But when you eat the pie the pure hate of its bland and tastelessness causes you to go insane and jump off the HollyWood sign

I wish i had a large cake that exploded on command

[[BB]Kyle]

Wish GRANTED however except it explodes pizza sauce rather than dynamite with a big explosion.

I wish we wouldn't get the Channel Overflow every time I enter the server :D

[Advantage]

Wish GRANTED yet due to unfortunate terms the server closes down :-[ :-\ :( >:(

I wish i had my own , unpoisoned , nice pie that nothing could go wrong with and everyone could have a slice! (yaay)

[Teddi]

Wish granted, however the niceness gets to you and you commit suicide.

I wish Traces realised he broke the wishlist.

[Zeke]

Wish granted, only Traces is oblivious to the problem his wishes really caused and doesn't care.

I wish for a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

[Spike111339]

Wish granted! But a lepricun comes and eats you after you stole his gold!

I wish for everything!

[Teddi]

Wish Granted! However everything you want falls on you and crushes you to death.

I wish spike had nothing!

[Advantage]

Wish Granted ! but the wish also backfired so that you have nothing either :o

i wish i had a banana

[Bullet]

Wish granted, but when you peel off the skin its rotten!

I wish i had a pet lion cub

[Advantage]

Wish Granted except u ordered a cuddly toy by mistake !

I wish that i had cs:s for free

[Zeke]

Wish granted, only you can only play on cracked servers since you warezed it.

I wish I had a private jet.

[angry biker]

granted,but you have no fuel and no pilot.

i wish i had unlimated advanced.

[BlackDog]

Wish granted, but due to your unlimited advanced, huge riots break out in the server and the players track you down and burn your house to the ground.

I wish I had my very own Rocket Powered Cannoe

[TracesofGrace]

Granted! Only the fire from the rockets ignites the wood on the canoe and it all burst into flames. (HEH) Then when you start crying over it the wind blows burning hot embers into your eys and you go blind. While searching around with your hands you grab a bear by its big hairy......nose. And It bites your face off. Then you fall of a cliff.

I wish I knew what teddi meant earlier when he said this:



I wish Traces realised he broke the wishlist.
Obvieously his wish didnt come true.

[Dystortion]

Granted! but you got struck by a case of amnesia and now forget what he meant

I wish i had a meteor shower gun in the rp server

[BlackDog]

Granted, but the first meteor to strike the earth hits you and crushes your bones as you scream "ARRGHHGHGGHGH MY BONES!" Once you die the strikes stop and the world breaks out into peace

I wish i had my own blimp with turbo engines and a pilot who could do barrel rolls in it

[Advantage]

wish granted , however a large pin appears from nowhere , you can imagine what happens next...

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i had a £500 bicycle

[Zeke]

Granted, but when you're about to ride it the first time a car comes out of nowhere and runs it over.

I wish I had Gmod 12 with all the current errors of 11 fixed, including the obsessive load times.

[TracesofGrace]

Granted but as soon as you join a server (in less than 5 secs) your computer is locked up by a haxor in New Zealand.

I wish for the next post to be blank. (No words at all)

[Advantage]

Wish granted except it stopped working after a while :o

i wish i had an apple

[TracesofGrace]

Wish granted. Only its full of worms and maggots when you take a bit. MMmmMmMmmm.

I wish i was a super admin. :D

[BlackDog]

Granted, but the fact that you now call yourself Super Grace, has Lex Luthor mistakeing you for Superman and fires a large nuke at you, vaporiseing you and half of the world in the process. "Lex Luthor is killed in the blast :-[ "

I wish i had the Finglonger

[TracesofGrace]

Granted But you drop it down a storm drain, and lose it forever.

I wish there really was a War of the Servers 2.

[Advantage]

wish granted1 really , there is ! Dan was watching it yesterday :-\ ???
i wish i had another baNANA

[Killermon]

Wish granted, But after you have finished with the banana, you throw the banana skin on the floor. You later trip over this banana, and fall backwards onto a bed of rusty nails, As you get up, you trip again on the banana and go flying into a knife on the floor, which cuts off something (rather small) between your legs.

I wish Garry/Valve fixed Reliable screenshot overflow.

[TracesofGrace]

Granted! but then a new error RSO2 come and does the same thing, but only worse (crashes your game) and does it everything you join a server.

I wish my license wasnt suspended. (I drive anyway hehe.)

[Mike]

Wish granted, but you take the cops on a 5 star chase and lose it again.

I wish Garry would pull his finger out.